PSTV Alumni

YOU KNOW YOU WENT TO PLATTSBURGH IF:
1. You've watched PSTV while drunk.
2. You know what it means to be TOO cold to snow...
3. You know that no matter where you eat on campus, you're gonna be going to the bathroom uncontrollably.
4. You've been to a Basketball game just to stare at some Kickline booty (well some people...definitely not all!)
5. You wish that a squirrel would chew on a power transformer during the middle of finals week again......
6. Everyone takes Canadian Studies... dont they
7. You always wonder why your friends from home pass out so early when they come to visit!?!
8. You like to (or always wanted to) mess with people who fall asleep in the Blue Room.
9. You do/did your part to make sure the Eagle from the DT monument never flies away! (again some not all, lol)
10. You have a FAVORITE place to get michigans.
11. You've thrown tennis balls at an Oswego game and you know why!
12. You've never even considered going to a Hockey game other than the Oswego game and that was just for the tennis balls!
13. You think Ground Zero sucked, but it was still cooler than Tabu..anything is cooler than tabu.
14. You're gonna miss Bogarts... and want to know what they're gonna do with all of those dollars!?!
15. You are a friend are a member of at least one unrecognized Greek organization.
16. You know that MacDonough's ghosts are just burnouts smoking weed in the basement.
17. You know that if you can get a Sig Delt to stand next to a Thalian you get to 'EAT BOX' (Look at their jackets, you'll figure it out!!)
18. You don't care how dirty Monopole's kitchen is 'cause those wings are Flippin good!!
19. You can never decide Cold Cheese Slice from Bonos, or Poutine?!
20. You always party(ied) hard for Spring Fest.... but you never seem to make it to the concert!?!
22. You refuse(d) to laugh at people who slip on the ice for fear of being next!
24. You won't/wouldn't schedule a tues/thurs class earlier than 11AM so as not to interfere with Chug-A-Mug.
25. You've been to UVM, seen how nice it is, returned to the 'Burgh, and said 'Man I chose poorly' .
26. You've been there since the '03-'04 school year... and you're pretty sure it sucks now!!
27. You still know what 561-7777 calls!
28. Every time you take/took a road trip to another school you think everyone there is a buncha lightweights!!
29. You know that only half of the Girls Rugby Team are monsters, and that the other half are hot HS soccer girls that like to party!
30. A Zuke's sub sounds REALLY GOOD right now!
31. When you were a freshman.... the bottom of all your pants were runined from frat parties
31. Ice Skating offered as a CLASS.... just so the hockey players could pass a class!
32. It's too cold to go to class, but you will go downtown without a jacket that night!
33. Tanker Tuesday was quite possibly the best thing to ever happen on a Tuesday!!
34. Fraternity brothers ride donkey's down the street.
35. You go to the homestead on Sundays in your pajama's.
36. You have ordered the Domino's students special at least a million times!
37. You walk downtown in a tank top.. even in the middle of winter!!!
39. no matter where you are from, there's always someone who's a bigger red neck than you are.
(if you can think of any more.. add them before you send this on)